Found this on the internet!!!
The XX - Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit- Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
TV On The Radio - Politically-correct hipsters.
Grizzly Bear - People who think that world hunger could be assuaged with four part harmonies.
Steve Aoki - Alts who don’t “get” Hipster Runoff.
Devendra Banhart- People who have considered becoming a squirrel.
Animal Collective - Guys who make “Best of the Year” lists in January based predominantly on “feeling.”
Vampire Weekend - Bros who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”
The Shins - Premature alts who considered Garden State a life-altering viewing experience.
Ra Ra Riot - Girls who got their boyfriends to watch Me and You and Everyone We Know.
Bat for Lashes - Girls who wear leggings outside of ’80s-themed parties.
Here We Go Magic - Guys who are ‘over’ Gizzly Bear.
Phoenix - People who don’t listen to enough music.
Sufjan Stevens - People who believe in two things: Jesus and Juno.
M.I.A. - Girls who don’t understand politics.
Justice - Bros who, at one point in their lives, have tried to grow a mustache.
Arcade Fire - Frequent transcendental experience havers.
YACHT - Someone who, if presented with the opportunity to join a cult, would most definitely join that cult.
Ratatat - Boys who think Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever made.
CSS - Girls who throw up at every party.